Santa wears clothes cause he's a boy.

Lydia as she hands me a clothes pin: Here Daddy, take this! I don't need it 'cause my hair is too small and Santa is a boy so he wears clothes.

Armpit hugs

Lydia: Daddy, I want you to give me an armpit hug. (hug you between your chest and your upper arm.)
Daddy: No, I'm not going to give you an armpit hug.
Lydia: I want you to give me a nose pit hug.
Daddy: I don't have any nose pits.
Lydia: Give me an eye glasses hug...an eye ga-looooshes hug.
Daddy: I'm not wearing my eye glasses.
Lydia: eye galooshes, eye glasses... 

Bunny Eats Fox

Lydia at bedtime while she flips through the tags attached to her sleep pad: Once upon a time...(flip) there was a bunny who was looking for his friend fox (flip). Then the fox came (flip). And the bunny ate the fox (flip). The end! Now it's your turn to read the story.

Mouse Goes into a House

Lydia at bedtime while she flips through the tags attached to her sleep pad: Once upon a time...(flip) there was a mouse (flip), and he went into a house (flip). The end. Now you read the story! 

Swan Princess

Lydia as she dumps over a hundred cookie cutters on Adam: "You need water because you're the swan princess."

Fancy Pants

Mary: Lydia, pull your pants and pull up down like you know how to.
Lydia as she waves her bum in the air: No, 'cause these pants are too fancy
Adam: (Stifled laugh)
Mary: You don't tell Mommy "No".

Lydia's so high

Lydia, wearing sunglasses sits on Mary's shoulders while walking home in the dark.
Lydia: I am seeing the sounds ha ha
Daddy: I think she's on something.
Lydia: Ha ha ha. I can touch the sky! (reaching up with her arms)
Mary: That's because you're so high.

A lot crazy

After Lydia was a little crazy all during our bedtime routine: Daddy: "... you were a little crazy tonight." Lydia: "Um, No. I wasn't a little crazy. I was A LOT CRAZY!"

Why is this train leaking oil?

Today Lydia was pretending to be the Little Engine That Could. When I put her on the potty she said "oh ho ho! What is the train leaking oil for?" and then she peed.